This Is Gross

Warning: I'm going to post a picture of baby poop, so if you don't want to see it, don't continue reading.

Eve never poops. About once a week, she goes and when she does, she means business. Last week, she filled an entire onesie. I am not exaggerating. It was like someone emptied a can of shaving cream in her onesie, execpt it was poop. It was all the way under her armpits. I had to throw the onesie away. Worst poop in the history of babies. No joke. I had to text Matt about it; I was laughing hysterically. I was pretty sure she wasn't going to poo again until she was five.

So, this week, she did it again. It was not nearly the same volume. But she did a lot of damage. Left a nice puddle in the Bumbo seat, and her back looked like this:

Craziest pooping baby ever.